Wednesday, April 1, 2009

先生, 你要小姐吗?

For those that don't understand chinese, my title today is about prostitution in KL.
Today during our walk from Sungai Wang to Petaling Street for the stupid bus back to Subang Jaya, there is 2 guys that ask me this question. "Sir, do you want MISS CHINA?" After a while thinking, we decided to ask about the details.


The following conversation was done in chinese....
Gab: How much it cost ah?
Pimp: rm180-250 la
Gab: Why got range de?
Pimp: 180 is the not so good one, and 250 is the best one, we got from china, india, where also got
Gab: Then include what?
Pimp: Include shower, icecream, "go into water"( seriously dunno what this mean) then got play play lo..
Gab: What is the age ah?
Pimp: All about 20++ de.. ngam you all la..
Gab: No thanks... I don't need it

Those who need to find XIAO JIE... Feel free to walk around Sungai wang, I sure you can get one :)

Have a nice day, and remember to use rubber... eventhough rubber cannot prevent sickness because they are too too too toxic!!

I once created something funny: College's PC is like prostitution, everyone is putting their "thing" into her... so AIDS will spread quickly. Play safe, use Karpersky Antivirus for PC, use durex of chicky...




NO OFFENCE

16 comments:

  1. haha.what big joke you got!

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  2. :) luckily the uncle didn't force me to take a xiao jie.. if not i sure die...

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  3. haha.just do it..cause guy i fell cheap on them only girls do it!the price also kinda the cheep!By then it may cause some sickness on you!so did wat did u think about it.For girls is always feel cheap but guys will never felt better in their lifestyle!

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  4. hell no, i wont do this :) never ever, eventhough some might say it is just a deal, but I need to respect girls. Girls are here to be protect by guys and to respect. You go supporting this types of activity mean you just treat the ladies like a product in the market, it is totally against my point of view :)

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  5. hahaha.y not to you guess im not a guy at all im vergin haha.Still under age!If like that you respect and protect your gils friends too not the close one?

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  6. WHO CARES IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN!

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  7. swt la!so are you a virgin too!i dun thinks you are right?

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  8. WHO CARES... ARE YOU OK? CHATTING HERE?

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  9. u a..like tat oso go ask..u got problem a..hahaha..

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  10. I guess there is nothing wrong about general knowledge. At least he sacrificed himself to go ask the uncle, or else, how would we know? nobody wud have the guts to ask.
    hahaha. Thanks gab for ur sacrifice.

    and i agree with gab. who gives a s*** if u're virgin or non virgin. it doesn't make you richer nor glamorous in the so very conservative malaysian culture anyway...it's not really something to set pride on.. infact most people take it for granted.. I can probably write a whole post in this comment box but i won't. :)

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  11. okay..im not happy with the "underage di di" !!!!y not he go out and offer himself to girl..much more EASIER..rite?since u say gals are meant to be cheap.IF you offer is damn easy.Your a guy wat so dont consider cheap..rite?

    Remember leave us a msg and tell us how u feel!!

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  12. I don't think its a xiao didi. We're not idiots horr... No one writes English as sucky as "someone" we know.

    There's only one possibility.
    Someone with "sibeh chim" english...
    zzz.
    Pekchek see this kind of people bugging other's blogs.

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  13. no bro, that sweet girl shooting our MS Anonymous :) Not you, don't worry

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